Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
Hurry up and get here. I already announced to the bar that you were on a mission to get laid tonight. I have 3 takers.
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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