i fell asleep last night with fifteen animal crackers in my mouth. rock bottom dude.
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
He left a fire sauce packet from taco bell that said "promise you'll text me in the morning" on my nightstand.
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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