Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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