so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
I did not marry a roomba.
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