can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
Made a vodka juice box out of a ziploc bag and a straw for when I drive. Doesn't count as an open beverage container anymore.
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
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