Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
I love having hate sex.
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
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