Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
Randomize
