Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
The little girl I babysit saw pink plastic shot glasses in my car and asked what they were for and I told her they were princess teacups.
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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