We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
I want to stick my p in your. b.
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
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Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
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It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
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It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
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