I just made out with a guy for $7.
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
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Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
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Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
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