so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
the nurse was shocked when I handed her a cup of green piss. what did she expect giving me a drug test on st. patty's day?
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
Also I told several people at the bar last night that my dad the alligator wrestler died wrestling an alligator. So if anyone asks that's real.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
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