i always forget guys have bellybuttons
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
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