its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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