did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
i came on her dog
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
A part of me realizes this is a bad time to text. But I override it with my awesomeness
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
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