thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
My vagina is very pro this idea
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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