Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
You carved your initals into all my vitamins and said "now a small part of me will be in you every morning" before you fell asleep with my thong on your head.
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
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