If I had a sex resume I'd get tons of jobs.
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
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