she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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