SEEEEXXX PLEASE
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Woke up in an unfamiliar basement in a sleeping bag with Matt to a police officer shining his flashlight in my eyes and asking me my birth date and social security number. My morning went swimmingly.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
what is it with giant penises always finding me
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
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