My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
I cut you off after you tried to do a shot out of a neti pot, down your nose.
explains the nose bleeds.
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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