just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
I booty called her while she was in labor.
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
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