piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
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