i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
the bartender goes "wow its so good to see you sober" and gives me a hug
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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