Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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