Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
I had a dream last night that Anthony Bourdain gave me a vibrator.
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
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