All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
it was like eating out sand paper
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
My mom gave me a high five when I told her I was just using him for sex
You and your mom would make an amazing tag team
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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