he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Girl last night got so wet when I was going on down her it flooded up my nose. I nearly drown
I'm at my inlaws playing Scrabble. Go Fuck Yourself.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
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