I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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