dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
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He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
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Just got 20% off at the liquor store. How you ask? I asked if there was an "I got divorced today" discount.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
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