If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
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Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
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I just woke up to my family in the living room watching our security camera tape of me last night talking to a stop sign in our backyard... How the fuck did I get that in the yard?
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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