After 4 hours of foreplay he passed out and almost immediately peed in my bed. Naked. Like a fountain. Then tried to deny it in the morning by saying he just sweats a lot.
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
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You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
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I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
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