Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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