fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
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