They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
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he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
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I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
I have fence marks all over my body
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
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