This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
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i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
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He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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