How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
You smell like a Billy Joel song
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
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