I wish we could go back in time and find our best farts ever
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
Boobs are out for the taking
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
Randomize
