this boner is exhausting
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
Ever try to swallow something and have it go up into your nose instead? Yeah, I just sneezed bacon.
Randomize
