You don't have asthma, your pregnant
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
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Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
At least drunk me was smart enough to stash toilet paper in my bag before I started my walk home. Finally countless squat pees and wiping with grass taught me to be prepared.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
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I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
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