ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
We had sex on a dog bed..
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
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