I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
I don't think brook has ever known best
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
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