I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
I should probably just LinkedIn request everyone I've ever slept with so they stop popping up on my suggested connections list
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
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