I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
Miracle whip is the devil's jizz.
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
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Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
I really don't understand how I cannot figure out how to work a fucking can opener when I'm hungover. Yet I still retained the ability to take a perfectly symmetrical picture of my erect penis and send it to every person in Matt's contacts the night before.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
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I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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