me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
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it was like getting a handjob from robocop
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
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I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
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Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
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