I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
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He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
I heard you were drinking whiskey straight from the bottle last night.
Actually I was drinking whiskey straight from 3 bottles, but that is neither here nor there.
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
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Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
The dick lei will go down in squad history
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
I duct taped a bottle of vodka to the back of your closet while you were sleeping in case of emergencies. Go rip it off, it's going to be a long night.
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