I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
I didn't shave. On purpose
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
Please sleep at your girlfriend's tonight
Why?
'Cause I wanna jack off tonight.. And you being in the room makes things awkward
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
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