didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
he's my edward cullen
I am pretty sure Edward Cullen never had an all-day drinking binge topped off with some blow.
I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
Randomize
