Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
I just heard a mom tell her toddler son "shut the fuck up. Don't ask me to buy you shit when i'm taking u to go see some fucking animals" welcome to the bronx.
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
How many fucks given?
0.12846
At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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