i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
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