Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
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Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
I gave an inspirational speech to a bum and called a bride ugly at her wedding reception.
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
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My new hangover cure is going for a haircut, just so the stylists give me a scalp massage during the shampoo.
That certainly explains the nine times your hair has looked different just this last month alone.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
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