Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
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he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
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I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
Apparently it's illegal to hit pedestrians with coke cans... But the cop complimented my arm. That's a win in my book.
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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