my roommates friend slept in my bed when i was out of town..she ran out screaming cause she saw my VCR
Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
Why were you high on a thursday?
today's a wednesday
I asked first.
Need sex. Gaining weight.
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"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
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I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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