Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
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