You were right. It hurts to walk today.
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
Randomize
