I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
3pm strippers are depressing
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
Just when I thought we may have our first low-key night together, I sang an Aladdin karaoke song to a bunch of roller derby girls, you took shots with married women, and we both fell asleep in our offices.
Randomize
